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As Possible Landing Spot For Earl Thomas Remember the last time the Houston Texans had a Pro Bowl safety? It’s only happened once. One player http://www.houstontexansteamonline.com/k...irn-jersey , from either safety spots, over the course of seventeen seasons. Danieal Manning back in 2013. And he was an alternate. Now, imagine if Houston could send not one (Tyrann Mathieu), but two starters to the NFL’s All-Star Game after the 2018 season. Having two Pro Bowl caliber safeties, with a strong up-and-comer in Justin Reid, would be something the team’s never had before. Earl Thomas could be that guy.The Houston defense would truly be locking it down http://www.houstontexansteamonline.com/d...der-jersey , all day, all over the place. Yet the folks over at ESPN don’t seem to think Houston is a legit answer to the question “Where should Seattle trade their All-Pro safety?” They recently published a piece discussing the possible trade suitors and only mentioned H-Town in passing when referencing the Duane Brown trade last season. Here’s what the folks at ESPN do suggest as possible landing spots for Thomas:******Seeing Thomas hit the Pro Bowl in either a blue star or clam chowder uniform is far from ideal. Seeing him land in San Diego Los Angeles with the Chargers seems like a waste of an historical player. But watching him hit AFC South rivals alongside the Honey Badger would make for awesome highlight reels.Seattle may as well cut to the chase and send him to Houston. What do you think? With these hypothetical deals on the table, what would you offer to try and bring Earl Thomas to the Texans so he could play with J.J. Watt, Jadeveon Clowney, Whitney Mercilus and the rest of Romeo Crennel’s crew?Houston Sports Ministry of Information’s Week Two Preview - Tennessee Titans Rise for People’s Hymn of the Houston Texans:COMRADES!You must forgive as English not strong as friend and likely cousin UprootedTexan.Please read words with thick Russian accent; otherwise entire exercise is fruitless!Great and strong UprootedTexan asked yours truly (DiehardChris) to distribute material for upcoming Houston Texans contest in his absence.Cousin UT is brilliant and gracious man with many goats and low center of gravity!After strategic issuance of stern warning to Patriots to create false sense of confidence, triumphant Houston Texans travel to American Hinterlands to face Titans of Tennessee.Tennessee only place in America I visit which makes me forlorn for days I spent on frozen cheese farm in Siberia.While Houston Texans represented by Bull; symbol of strength and integrity http://www.houstontexansteamonline.com/r...fin-jersey , Hinterlands people proudly represented by Upright Raccoon Person, symbolic of poor decision-making and Sudafed-based economy.Upright Raccoon Person wearing traditional Hinterlands formal wearKirby Lee-USA TODAY SportsTreacherous coach of Titans Mike Vrabel spent many years colluding plotting for upcoming contest.Many years subverting Comrades Crennel, O’Brien, Watt, Watson, and Hopkins Authentic Lamar Miller Jersey , all leading up to home stadium debut in front of Banjo Clown People in Support of Upright Raccoon Person.Peace and football-loving fans of Houston Texans doubt Vrabel has ability to apply knowledge learned under Comrade Bill O’Brien.Comrade O’Brien has controversial but innovative strategy in place to confuse Vrabel into not knowing Comrade O’Brien’s job duties.Texans news media plays along brilliantly at direction of Comrade Gaine as O’Brien makes ludicrous comment about what is and what is not job.Brilliant misdirection!Glory to intelligence and cunning of Houston brain trust!Back to subject of game Sunday.Texans match up well with feeble Hill People.DeAndre Hopkins will dazzle with amazing hands and strange fashion choices never seen in Motherland!Deshaun Watson make quick decisions, process information quickly, throw ball within 10 yards of receiver, have high energy, and will appear prepared for contest!Large collection of offensive line people build impenetrable wall around Comrade Watson and force Hill People football team to pay for it!On defense, J.J. Watt already in prime form after allowing NFL nearly two-year rest from unrelenting reign of terror!Ferocious Honey Badger ready to feast on flesh and tears of Tennessee Titan fans!Honey Badger always victorious over dim and unsanitary raccoon!Glorious and brave Houston Texans will gather and organize to destroy feeble resistance from Tennessee Traitors.Similar to Russian and Cuban forces joining forces to destroy spineless dirt-farming Wolverines as detailed in 1984 documentary Red Dawn.However at end of game Sunday Authentic Jadeveon Clowney Jersey , Comrade O’Brien will not allow remaining bedraggled Wolverines to pass safely.Comrade O’Brien and mighty Houston Texans will be scrapingbits of Traitor faces out of cleats for many weeks to come.THANK YOU AGAIN TO COUSIN FOR ALLOWING ENJOYABLE GUEST ENTRY.GLORY TO MOTHER HOUSTON AND ALL HER PEACE AND FOOTBALL-LOVING FANS!
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