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Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach
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Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach

Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Matt Patricia looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Lions, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Lions organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section , and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Lions edition...Matt Patricia looks like he hibernates during the winter.Matthew Stafford looks like the frat bro who’s tired of always having the keg party at his parents’ house every weekend while they spend time on their yacht.Matt Prater looks like a composite of Florida Man.Zach Zenner looks like the guy who appears to be the murderer in the first ten minutes of a police procedural, but you find out after watching the whole episode that it was Luke Willson instead.Graham Glasgow looks like a late-70s junior high P.E. teacher.Matt Cassel looks like a politician who bases his entire campaign on access to water not being a fundamental right.Matt Patricia looks like the guy at the office who’s always trying to get you to taste his latest home brew recipe.Luke Willson looks like he left a boy band to start an underwhelming solo career.Zach Zenner looks like the kid you knew from high school who hit it big and now owns a semi-national chain of used car lots.Theo Riddick looks like the first person who dies in a horror movie.Ezekiel Ansah looks like he doesn’t have time for your shenanigans.Matt Patricia looks like the guy who orders his steak at Applebee’s and tells the waitress to ‘just slap the cow on the ass one good time and send it on out here’.Sam Martin looks like your friend who always asks to borrow five bucks but never pays you back and denies it when you call him out on it.T.J. Lang looks like he catches catfish with his bare hands.A’Shawn Robinson looks like a dad who has a really hot daughter that everyone is afraid to ask out on a date.Matthew Stafford looks like he wears Patriots gear in his spare timeMatt Patricia looks like he has multiple bodies buried on his 84-acre plot of land in rural West Virginia.Matt Prater looks like a failed audition for the Backstreet Boys.Zach Zenner looks like the high school teammate who took the fall for Matthew Stafford when the coach discovered weed in their lockers.Kenny Golladay looks like the guy you wish your daughter would break up with so she could start dating Kerryon Johnson.Golden Tate looks like a “real customer” for an insurance commercial.Matt Prater looks like the guy who’s trying to give you a really good deal on Craigslist and who may or may not rob you when you show up. Darius Slay looks like he plays for the Harlem Globetrotters.Matt Cassel looks like the news reporter who always tells his wife he’s leaving the station because he’s constantly passed over for an anchor job.Matt Patricia looks like he lives in the log cabin he built with his bare hands in the middle of Montana.Which ones are your favorites Carolina Panthers T-Shirt , Panthers fans?Discuss. Ed. Note: Please welcome CSR’s newest contributor Jason Hewitt, who is making his debut with this article. -BSFor a rookie wide receiver whose quarterback was injured for the majority of the year, D.J. Moore played exceptionally well. Let’s be honest here. Moore should not have performed as well as he did. Cam Newton’s shoulder injury prevented any opportunity for him to throw any deep balls for Moore to take advantage of. This season, he had 788 receiving yards and two touchdowns Carolina Panthers Hats , along with 172 rushing yards. That’s an impressive year, considering all of the circumstances he faced.According to Pro Football Focus, Moore received the highest grade of all rookie wideouts this season.Moore’s player grade (72.6) beat out other rookie ratings from the likes of Robert Foster, Calvin Ridley Carolina Panthers Hoodie , and Tre’Quan Smith. Here’s some even better news: Moore is only going to improve on his craft. Panthers fans should be excited about the production from the No. 24 overall pick, considering that he is still developing.
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